"Also, Parise and Crosby are good friends and share ties to a Minnesota prep school, Shattuck-St. Mary’s. Crosby is already in the ear of Parise about the possibility of playing together."How stupid is that? Let's ignore for a moment that, as PavelsBabbles pointed out at WIIM, Patrick Eaves and Parise graduated together from Shattuck-Saint Mary in 2002, these aren't high school buddies picking their college together so they can have a total bitchin' dorm togther. (Seriously man, all the chicks are going to be crawling over us.) They're professional hockey players looking for the best place to win the Stanley Cup and make a boat load of money in the process. When I first read this explanation for why Parise is headed to Pittsburgh, I thought of this:
So remember, Parise, Crosby and Eaves are all lackadaisically connected to Duckie from Pretty in Pink and some extra not wearing a shirt.